This Is More Emotionally Available Than Your Last Relationship — Retro Heart Graphic Tee

This Is More Emotionally Available Than Your Last Relationship.

Finally — a tee that shows up for you. A retro cartoon heart character with arms wide open and a knowing smirk says everything your ex couldn’t. Funny, healing, and printed on one of the most comfortable shirts you’ll ever own.

The Comfort Colors® 1717 is a heavyweight garment-dyed classic that feels broken-in from the first wear. Soft, relaxed, and built to last — unlike some people.

Sizing & Pricing

• S / M / L — $29.99
• XL — $32.99
• 2XL — $33.99
• 3XL — $35.99

The Tee

• Retro cartoon heart graphic with bold vintage-style lettering
• Comfort Colors® 1717 — 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² — holds its shape wash after wash
• Soft-washed, garment-dyed finish — lived-in feel right out of the bag
• Relaxed unisex fit | No side seams — classic tubular shape
• Double-needle stitching throughout for lasting durability
• Sewn-in label | White | Sizes S–3XL | Made in Honduras

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors
• Tumble dry low | Iron on low heat
• Do not bleach | Do not dry clean

A perfect gift for anyone in their healing era, their “I’m fine” era, or their “I deserve better” era. Also great for yourself.

EU Representative: Justin Maddox, maddoxjustin311@gmail.com, 218 W 1st St, Marion, IN 46952, US
Product Information: Comfort Colors® 1717 | 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings: For adults. Made in Honduras.